Title: The Hollow In Your Chest (Old Times Remix)
Author: joe_pike_junior, AKA
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I'm going through all my old Housefic so I can finally have an index post, and I realised that the fic comm I originally posted this fic to has been deleted. I can remember going through this with nomad1328 and making quite a few changes, but I guess the more polished version of this one is lost to the ages (perhaps fortunately, who knows). Anyway, I'm ( Read more... )

Title: Speak In Different Voices
Author: joe_pike_junior, AKA Armchair Elvis
Pairing: House/Stacy, House/Wilson friendship.
Warnings: Dark themes and swearing.

Summary: All House can hope for is something approaching equilibrium.

Notes: Thanks to pwcorgigirl for nitpicking and topaz_eyes for reminding me not to forget this one.

It wears me out ( Read more... )

I'm moving this up (as nightdog_barks says), but I'm not posting it to any comms. It's just a little piece of crack for you guys to look at. I was inspired by a comment someone (well, me) made here over at nightdog_barksIt's crack, will probably rot your brain, and I haven't posted it anywhere because I think it kind of missed the mark, joke-wise. It's too long to be a ( Read more... )

Title: Doesn't mean that much to me/to mean that much to you
Author: joe_pike_junior
Characters: House, John House, House/Wilson friendship, implied House/Cuddy.

Summary: "You're scared," Amber says. "You're scared you can't be trusted any more." Now and then, and the space in between.

Disclaimer: Not mine.
Notes: Huge thanks to those who read this first: blackmare_9, daasgrrl, nomad1328 ( Read more... )

Thank you to deelaundry for writing the lovely fic I remixed, and thank you to queenzulu for remixing my fic Jump In The Stream.

:D

Title: Count In Fives, Do It Every Time (There Were Five Times Overdub)
Author: joe_pike_junior
Summary: Until it isn’t fun any more, House thinks. That was the first time.
Rating: Teen
Spoilers and/or Warnings: Vague spoilers for Season Three, ( Read more... )

Title: Umami
Author: joe_pike_junior, AKA Armchair Elvis.
Pairing: House/Wilson friendship, Wilson/Cuddy, Wilson/Amber, Wilson/wives.
Warnings: Spoilers for Season Four and Five finales, and a few swear words.

Summary: Wilson always found time to cook.

Disclaimer: House belongs to Fox. No infringement intended.
Notes: Thanks and thanks again to nightdog_barks for the beta, ( Read more... )

Title: He Tries To Speak (And Can't Begin To Say)
Author: joe_pike_junior
Characters/pairings: House/Wilson friendship, House/Cuddy, mentions of House/Stacy. Members of the old and new teams make an appearance.
Warnings: Major character death, strong language and themes.

Summary: He tries to tell himself that this doesn't feel like atonement. House remembers ( Read more... )

A crazy little crackfic inspired by something nightdog_barks said here. No beta or warnings. House/Wilson friendship/crazy ( Read more... )

Last year when Remix was on I remixed this story, by yevgenie. I never posted it here, so for no particular reason I'm doing it now, a year later. You should also read bironic's remix of my story Three Sheets to the Wind. It is epic and far surpasses my silly little ficlet.

Originally posted here. I don't think I'll post this at housefic, but please read!

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